i have hidden a golden ticket in one of my posts, and whoever finds it will get to go on a Marvelous Tour of my Whimsical Tower in which I Will Not Kill You and You Will Not Be Killed .
you will Not be chopped up and used for spell components, let me make that clear
ignore the Doompa Loompas
Doompa Loompa Gloomity Grain
The tower’s a trap and they’ll cut you in twain
Doompa Loompa Wiggity Woo
The spells in these books run on pieces of you!
could you guys shut tf up for once
one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.
waittt i just noticed i have a bunch of chocolate next to my side of the bed yum
and now i don’t anymore :)
suddenly girls can’t have a treat a special bedtime treat suddenly we’re not femenists anymore
I think more games with romance should include polyamory as an option. Not just because of inclusion purposes but also because a lot of these games are super long RPGs and I sure as hell don’t have time to replay the game 5 times to romance everyone I wanted to.
You are alone in a strange place. The murmurs of ghosts echo through the corridors. Instead of people there stand pools of water, isolated forever. A phone rings off in the distance. Do you answer?
You’re right Walter, I’d make more money if we worked together. I’m sorry for stealing your meth. Let me smoke some of the drugs you gave me just now as a symbol of our new partnership.
you’re mommy’s medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that’s the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay
*appears before you in a puff of smoke*
traveler! the road ahead is dangerous!
i beg of you… take these!